tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-52437684525199626312024-02-08T10:00:30.922-08:00PJs UnlimitedThe world of PJs to make you roll on the floor laughing. Stay tuned for new PJs added daily.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13806801406375440818noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243768452519962631.post-35115423299618132722009-12-16T07:55:00.000-08:002009-12-16T07:55:00.827-08:00<span style="font-size: large;"><b> A Few Puzzles</b></span><br />
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<b>First Question:</b><br />
You are participating in a race.<br />
You overtake the second person.<br />
What position are you in?<br />
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<i>Answer:</i> If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong!<br />
If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second!<br />
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Try not to screw up in the next question.<br />
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.<br />
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<b>Second Question:</b><br />
If you overtake the last person, then you are.....?<br />
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<i>Answer: </i>If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again.<br />
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST person?!<br />
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You're not very good at this! Are you?<br />
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<b>Third Question:</b><br />
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only..<br />
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.<br />
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Take 1000 and add 40 to it.<br />
Now add another 1000..<br />
Now add 30.<br />
Add another 1000.<br />
Now add 20.<br />
Now add another 1000.<br />
Now add 10.<br />
What is the total?<br />
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Scroll down for answer...<br />
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Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.<br />
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Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day.<br />
Maybe you will get the last question right?<br />
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Mary's father has five daughters:<br />
1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?<br />
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<i>Answer</i>: Nunu?<br />
NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question again<br />
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Okay, now the bonus round . . .<br />
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There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush.<br />
By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses<br />
himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.<br />
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Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses,<br />
how should he express himself?<br />
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He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple !<br />
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1- Find the C below... Please do not use any cursor help.<br />
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br />
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br />
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br />
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br />
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br />
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br />
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO<br />
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br />
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br />
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br />
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<br />
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2- If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.<br />
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99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999<br />
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999<br />
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999<br />
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999<br />
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999<br />
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999<br />
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3 - Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.<br />
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM<br />
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM<br />
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM<br />
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM<br />
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM<br />
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This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist. Your brain is great and you're far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13806801406375440818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243768452519962631.post-35995452865116238352008-02-05T10:53:00.001-08:002008-02-05T10:53:18.186-08:00Pepsi Stuff Super Bowl Ad featuring Justin TimberlakeWatch the new Pepsi Stuff Super Bowl ad, "Magnetic Attraction" for Pepsi Stuff, featuring Justin Timberlake. Every sip gets you closer.<br /><br />http://pepsistuff.pepsiusa.com/
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That takes you about an hour, as you don't live too far away.You and your family sit on the beach, waiting for the sunset. It doesn't come. There is nothing blocking your view of the ocean. You don't look the other way or close your eyes. There isn't some once-in-a-blue-moon eclipse or something that is affecting the sunset. 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When you're about to stop at your destination, what direction is the smoke from the train blowing, if the wind speed is stronger than the train's speed?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Answer:</span> Nowhere. 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tarr!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />to 2nd mendhak kehta hai..<br /><br />Abey, topic mat change karrrrr!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.go4expert.com/"><img src="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />PHP,Java, DHTML, C, C++ and many more languages, for help visit <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.go4expert.com/" target="_blank">Programming Fourm</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13806801406375440818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243768452519962631.post-4468598082666942272007-02-19T03:00:00.000-08:002007-02-19T03:01:07.719-08:00<span style="font-weight: bold;">Ques. 1:</span> What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING???<br /><br />Scroll down for Answer<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />A TOMATO.....AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU.......<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Anyways....here's 1 more<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ques. 2:</span> What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING???<br /><br />Scroll down for Answer<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The DOOR BELL and The RED was to confuse you.....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Anyways....here's 1 more<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ques. 3:</span> What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING???<br /><br />Scroll down for Answer<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />A CAKE.....and both were to confuse you......<br /><br /><br /><br />Anyways....here's 1 more<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ques. 4:</span> What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING???<br /><br />Scroll down for Answer<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />A Fire Brigade obviously.............<br />And you Thought I was Tryin to Confuse You............ <br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.go4expert.com/"><img src="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />PHP,Java, DHTML, C, C++ and many more languages, for help visit <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.go4expert.com/" target="_blank">Programming Fourm</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13806801406375440818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243768452519962631.post-2951958383890040242007-02-13T05:48:00.000-08:002007-02-13T05:48:36.028-08:00One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad deeds. 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Ravan just kept staring and thinking<br /><br />but didn't say a word.<br /><br />What was he thinking?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ans: </span>"Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg"><img src="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />PHP,Java, DHTML, C, C++ and many more languages, for help visit <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=61" target="_blank">Java Programming Fourm</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13806801406375440818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243768452519962631.post-79777583037546963432007-02-13T05:47:00.004-08:002007-02-13T05:47:44.399-08:00How saints resist all temptations in life..?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />guess...<br /><br /><br /><br />because they keep chanting "OHM OHM" 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/><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />arre coz the 3rd says 'jaane de na yaar.....woh akela hain hum toh teen<br />hain!!!!!'<br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg"><img src="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />PHP,Java, DHTML, C, C++ and many more languages, for help visit <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=61" target="_blank">Java Programming Fourm</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13806801406375440818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243768452519962631.post-29705093013912464382007-02-13T05:47:00.001-08:002007-02-13T05:46:38.965-08:00A Girl is standing up on top of the hill and she is going to push her<br />Father down from the hill top.....<br /><br /><br />SO what is the name of this girl ???<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Socho Socho !!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Socho Socho !!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Well her Name is PUSH-PA!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg"><img src="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />PHP,Java, DHTML, C, C++ and many more languages, for help visit <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=61" target="_blank">Java Programming Fourm</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13806801406375440818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243768452519962631.post-1450040710140842212007-02-13T05:44:00.001-08:002007-02-13T05:43:55.589-08:00Ek aadami chori karke bhag ke chupaneki koshik karat hain..<br />who kitana bhi andar chupane ki koshish kare phir bhi police ko bahar dikh<br />jata hain..<br />bolo q??<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />bolo q???<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />bolo q???<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />q kyo ki uska nam JASBA rehata hain.. aur AGAR JASBA HO ANDAR TO DIKHATA<br />HAIN BAHAR..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg"><img src="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />PHP,Java, DHTML, C, C++ and many more languages, for help visit <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=61" target="_blank">Java Programming Fourm</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13806801406375440818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243768452519962631.post-66429914692050011672007-02-13T05:42:00.000-08:002007-02-13T05:41:48.065-08:00Teacher asks a Kid: What r the 2 latest versions of java??<br /><br /><br />kid says.....<br />.<br />.<br />Marjava & Lutjava!!<br />Ishq me dil kya jaan b tere kar java o java. java <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg"><img src="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />PHP,Java, DHTML, C, C++ and many more languages, for help visit <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=61" target="_blank">Java Programming Fourm</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13806801406375440818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243768452519962631.post-22821591810737037692007-02-13T05:40:00.000-08:002007-02-13T05:40:29.831-08:00What is plural of SHAH RUKH KHAN???<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />soccho<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Ans -</span> ICICI Bank<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kaise???<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />because-<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">SHAH RUKH KHAN - Main hoon na</span><br /><br />And<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ICICI Bank - Hum hain na</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg"><img src="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />PHP,Java, DHTML, C, C++ and many more languages, for help visit <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=61" target="_blank">Java Programming Fourm</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13806801406375440818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243768452519962631.post-21503909602920678442007-02-13T05:38:00.000-08:002007-02-13T05:37:41.797-08:00ITS A 7 LETTER WORD.<br />IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.<br />IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.<br />IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.<br />IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.<br />WHATS IT ?<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">POSTBOX</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg"><img src="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg" 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/>now what do u call a person with 6 knees...?!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">saha-nii.....(sahanee)</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />what do u call a person with 9 knees...?!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />.....<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">nitin sahanee..!!!!</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg"><img src="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg" border="0" /></a><br />PHP,Java, DHTML, C, C++ and many more languages, for help visit <a style="font-style: italic;" href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=61" target="_blank">Java Programming Fourm</a>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13806801406375440818noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5243768452519962631.post-54395826544835151932007-02-13T05:12:00.000-08:002007-02-13T05:11:37.455-08:00what will you call a rope that is used tied between 2 pipal trees ?<br /><br /><br /><br />think...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />think...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">ans:</span> nokia ( connecting pipal )<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://www.go4expert.com/forums/images/avatars/go4expert.jpg"><img 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