Thursday, February 22, 2007

2 mendhak (frogs) jheel ke kinaare baithe hue hote hain!


kaafi der baad 1st mendhak kehta hai...






tarr!







yeh sunke 2nd mendhak kehta hai....







tarr!





SANNATA!









thodi der baad...







1st mendhak kehta hai.....









tarr!









to 2nd mendhak kehta hai.................









tarr!









PHIR SANNATA!









bahut der baad....












1st mendhak kehta hai................








tarr!










to 2nd mendhak kehta hai..................










tarr!











PHIR SE SANNATA..












Bahut der baad.............











1st mendhak kehta hai............








tarr! tarr!







to 2nd mendhak kehta hai..

Abey, topic mat change karrrrr!!!!





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Monday, February 19, 2007

Ques. 1: What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING???

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A TOMATO.....AND THE TRING TRING TRING WAS TO CONFUSE YOU.......




Anyways....here's 1 more


Ques. 2: What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING???

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The DOOR BELL and The RED was to confuse you.....





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Ques. 3: What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING???

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A CAKE.....and both were to confuse you......



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Ques. 4: What is RED and goes TRING TRING TRING???

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A Fire Brigade obviously.............
And you Thought I was Tryin to Confuse You............




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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day for all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an apologize to Ram for all the problems he had caused.

So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door. Ram opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan standing there. Ravan just kept staring and thinking

but didn't say a word.

What was he thinking?













Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"




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How saints resist all temptations in life..?




guess...



because they keep chanting "OHM OHM" and more the no of OHMS more is the
resistance..



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Once 3 ants were walking down the road.....where they came across an
elephant....1 asked the 2nd 'chal saale ko maarte hain kya???bahut natak kar
raha hai??'
to this the 2nd says no





why????

















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arre coz the 3rd says 'jaane de na yaar.....woh akela hain hum toh teen
hain!!!!!'




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A Girl is standing up on top of the hill and she is going to push her
Father down from the hill top.....


SO what is the name of this girl ???





















































































Socho Socho !!!!





























Socho Socho !!!!



































Well her Name is PUSH-PA!!!!!!!!!!





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Ek aadami chori karke bhag ke chupaneki koshik karat hain..
who kitana bhi andar chupane ki koshish kare phir bhi police ko bahar dikh
jata hain..
bolo q??















bolo q???























bolo q???





















q kyo ki uska nam JASBA rehata hain.. aur AGAR JASBA HO ANDAR TO DIKHATA
HAIN BAHAR..





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Teacher asks a Kid: What r the 2 latest versions of java??


kid says.....
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Marjava & Lutjava!!
Ishq me dil kya jaan b tere kar java o java. java






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What is plural of SHAH RUKH KHAN???
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because-
SHAH RUKH KHAN - Main hoon na

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ICICI Bank - Hum hain na





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ITS A 7 LETTER WORD.
IF WE REMOVE 1 LETTER FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 2 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE 3 LETTERS FROM IT, IT REMAINS SAME.
IF WE REMOVE ALL THE LETTERS FROM IT, STILL IT REMAINS SAME.
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POSTBOX





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who was the first Indian woman to fly abroad????














SITA with Ravan to Lanka!





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what do u call a person with two knees...??









socho....














dho-nii...!!
















what do u call a person with 3 knees...??
















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nee-teen.....(nitin)



















now what do u call a person with 6 knees...?!


























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saha-nii.....(sahanee)






























what do u call a person with 9 knees...?!






















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nitin sahanee..!!!!





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what will you call a rope that is used tied between 2 pipal trees ?



think...





think...








ans: nokia ( connecting pipal )





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All ants were bathing in a pool...
Just then an elephant comes and jumps in the pool..
All ants got out of water...
One ant climbs at the back of the elephant.. and all other ants started
shouting at him...

Now the question is what does they tell him???

Socho socho...





Socho socho.....






all ants starts saying....
"DUBA DUBA KE MAAR SALEKO...."






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